gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you iโ€™m not afraid to leave it the same way

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

martinfreeman:

iโ€™m at the point where watching tv shows i havenโ€™t seen before qualifies as being productive

rough-boys:

the woodstock festival tickets in 1969 were only $ 7

only $ 7

to watch Jimi Hendrix, Greateful Dead, Janis Joplin, The Who

only $ 7

do you feel me??

humancum:

rules of money:

  1. never use your own

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Gamesย 

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

draculahs